|Whatever you do, don't make him angry . . . no. Wait. Wrong guy.|
Friday, 28 July 2017
Friday, 14 July 2017
Yeah, I'm gonna stop myself right there. It's too fuckin' easy.
So! I have finally visited Sydney! It's . . . a city. Big buildings, lotsa people, surprisingly little live music. But while I was there I did decide to treat myself a little, and spend a couple of nights in a hotel - a rather different kind of
hotel . . .
Saturday, 8 July 2017
Sunday, 25 June 2017
|Not pictured: my face rippling from the acceleration.|
Thursday, 22 June 2017
|Koalas are BASTARDS who just won't pose for the camera.|
Wednesday, 21 June 2017
Wednesday, 14 June 2017
|A rare snapshot taken between showers of pissing rain.|
Now, you may be asking yourself: why did he venture here? What could possibly lure him away from the hippies and the beaches and the bits of national park that he hasn't explored yet?
Well, the answer's simple: I had to hand in some paperwork. And I wanted to go and see Wonder Woman.
Thursday, 8 June 2017
|Not pictured: Cthulhu rising from the depths|
Thursday, 1 June 2017
|In a hole, in the ground, there lived . . . no, wait, wrong adventure.|
But I'm here! Australia! The great frontier, land of sun, surf, sandwiches of the Vegemite variety - and the cause of some pretty bad jet lag that's been tormenting me for the past four days.